Is that a plastic straw?!?! *slaps plastic straw out of hand* Here you can use my metal one! Save the turtles!!! SKSKSKSK!!
by steppedindogpee November 16, 2019
Get the Turtle mug.A popular term for inserting a man's penis into an anal cavity. Most likely this is done in the doggy style position however can be done in many other preferred intercourse techniques.
"After the I left the bar last night, I went Turtle-stabbin with Stacy. Got into a bit of a sticky situation."
by Tiffini Smith February 8, 2018
Get the Turtle-stabbin mug.A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.
I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!
by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016
Get the turtle bath mug.pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
Get the asphyxiated turtle head mug.Someone: Hey I just took part in my schools talent show, I sang Riptide on my ukulele.
You, probably: Damn, thats so cringe my shoulders touch my ears like a cringe turtle
You, probably: Damn, thats so cringe my shoulders touch my ears like a cringe turtle
by _goose March 5, 2021
Get the Cringe turtle mug.toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky
lukey: omg bro lucky
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
Get the turtle mug.A nickname for Emilee Sheets, basically the best turtle in existence. If you contradict this you may be sued and given a life sentence.
by Andrew Colley June 30, 2019
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