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Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas
by Xeries July 22, 2024
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Thomas

Thomas is a very cool kid though doesnt know how to fight properly and may try to bend your fingers back. He also owns fake hypebeast clothes and gadgets. Usually crush on people with not the cleanest hair in the world.
Person 1: "Did you see how he fought?"
Person 2: "Yeah i know right! He fights like his name is Thomas."
by RealFortniteNinja November 18, 2019
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thomas

dumb short unfunny small pp idiot. can’t get any girls :)
dumb thomas haha
by ihatethomas June 6, 2021
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smiling thomas

by smiling thomas June 14, 2022
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Thomas James

Thomas James is the finest man on earth. He has the best relationship and he is very much locked in. If you know anybody that’s talking to him you should tell his baby momma immediately! But other than that he is very great and everyone loves him especially his baby momma.
Girl 1: Girl you know who i seen thomas james talking to?

girl 2: Girl idk but you need to tell his baby momma before she kill evb in dis hoe
by thomasjamesbabymomma November 20, 2023
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Thomas

The ability to be surrounded by women and still remain single
This guy is a massive Thomas no wonder he’s single
by Mrkingman June 3, 2022
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Thomas

The most sexiest beast in the world.
Has huge penis
Great in bed😏
But procrastinates a lot
And is dumb but gets lucky so he's smart
Wow is that Thomas! He's so dumb he's hot!
by ThomasSexyBoi November 22, 2021
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