Person 1: "you take a shit?"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"
by Tom Ato February 13, 2016
by Fairyfella January 29, 2012
Marcel, did you have to to poop and drag into the truck after lunch?
Mike, your a walking asshole as it is. Did you have to poop and drag it into the room?
Mike, your a walking asshole as it is. Did you have to poop and drag it into the room?
by Chacharillo February 12, 2017
To jerk off while taking a shit.
by Canacius June 08, 2015
When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.
Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
by Bill Cosby Cheesecake December 12, 2018