postal dude

the only gingervitis patient we should respect
i appreciate the postal dude for always efficiently and quickly delivering my mail to me through the US Postal Service. The Postal dude is so glorious BEST POSTAL DUDE EVER
by napalmontoast May 26, 2025
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Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon
by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021
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Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon
by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021
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dude titty teabag

Being Titty-Bagged by a dude with solid D breast size.
When Rory wants chips this dude titty teabag anyone in the way.
by MICHELDODT January 10, 2025
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Dude a cure

When a man trims his fingernails and toenails along the dirt line it's a dude a cure. It's a manicure for men.
I think you need a dude a cure brah, you could climb trees with those claws you got
by maddodge November 11, 2018
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This Dude

A phrase used to humiliate someone who said something ridiculous or goofy.
Person 1: I heard that if you fuck a squirrel your dick turns big and black.

Person 2: This dude.
by Asterisk Potato December 02, 2023
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ring dude

A guy who married a lady but has another family that she doesn't know
She is married to a ring dude
by Uuunity November 21, 2020
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