cow figgit

a short, homophobic douchebag.

wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.

by gay cow February 1, 2019

Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).

Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!

by Owen Bay January 7, 2012

Ottis the cow

A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body

Take the Ottis the cow

by Houseismyhouse2344281 November 13, 2018

CUM COW

Toxic Meme from Aydin's cringy twitch chat

I love saying cum cow

by floordaddy March 9, 2023

cow

your mum

your mum is a cow

by I am a monkey June 4, 2023

Cow Town

what you say when you plan on doing something in 45 minutes time.

“yo karim when r u sleeping ?” “shiiiiii probably in abt a cow town. “

by FuadFoamCannon April 26, 2024

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024