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Pain Turkey

A medical patient who is believed to be faking their pain.
That patient is such a pain turkey, they are just here to get attention, painkillers, or both.
by Narwhal1758 September 11, 2023
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Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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Turkey

turkey refers to someone having a large behind/buttocks, this originated from the state of Minnesota from a small high school named (Hiawatha).
“Damn she got a turkey
"her ass got turkey"
"that's turkey"
or after someone walks past with a big butt you would say "turkey" in any exaggeration that’s needed.
by WORD_GOONER April 23, 2025
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Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
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smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023
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Talking to the turkey

Man, I was talking to the turkey and she farted, that was such a turn on.
by Nullos November 11, 2011
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Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation
"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"
by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025
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