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Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)
Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!
by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024
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Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.
After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022
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Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.
My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.
by CGHDun December 1, 2021
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Rusty

shadar: “I LOVE RUSTY”
mon: “stop raping my dog
by gorogorogoro-chan February 20, 2021
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Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,
When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!
by King of Memes! May 26, 2025
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Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7
by your buddy November 27, 2003
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Rusty Jenny

A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.
Johnny patiently awaited his diagnosis after the previous night’s encounter with a Rusty Jenny
by El Jefe Diablo October 2, 2019
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