by abczxc September 24, 2022
This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.
by stephilovepapastephilovepapa December 20, 2017
When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.
This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.
This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.
by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020
The creator and god of all realms
by DaddiesLittleIgor March 31, 2019
(Slang) Noun: A morbidly obese woman, who, when seen from behind attempting to take a box down from the top shelf at a big-box retail store, possess sufficient arm flab to drape down far enough to resemble someone wearing a parachute suit.
When the sugar glider raised her arms to the same angle, I noticed that the amount of arm flab on each arm differed, in that the area covered by the left-arm formed a trapezoid, while the right arm resembled a side on a rhombus
by John Semen Reilly December 18, 2023
The sexual act of ejaculating into a persons armpit so when they lift up their arm the semen spreads imitating the flying flap.
by Armata March 12, 2019
by Snavefortyseven December 30, 2022