sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.

You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?

by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021

Sleep Gang

People who listen to sad music at 3am and feel depressed.

Generally it’s sad music on YouTube.
They write lots of comments about why they feel depressed as well as uplifting comments to sooth the pain of other sleep gang members.

Common YouTube channels the sleep gang dwells are:
-the bootleg boi
-Biteki びてき
-ikigai

I’m chilling with the sleep gang tonight.

by Schniko May 19, 2020

SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation)

Juan Wick’s state of Retardation caused by the lack of sleep & carrying around a massive shlong.

“Juan is acting retarded again, his shlong is massive too so he must have SDR (Sleep Deprivation Retardation). That happens from lack of sleep and carrying a massive shooing.”

by SwiftFPS December 1, 2023

Sleep

1. When something was funny and you ain't dead, you sleep 2. When you boutta sleep on something cause you know it ain't worth your time. 3. Something you do when your tired.

1. Ha-ha im sleep
2. Mm Ima sleep
3. I needa sleep

by Angel.phillips May 3, 2016

Sleep walkin bean giant

to take a amper and a downer simultaneously giving you a feeling of being a sleep walker and sometimes having an inflated head. I'm experiencing it rn.

Person 1: Oh my lawd look at that dude he's absolutely gone!

Person 2: yup hes a sleep walkin bean giant

by chance master747 August 28, 2021

Pregnant Sleep

Sleeping in the fetal position on your left side with a pillow between your legs and under your head.

This particular sleeping position is popular amongst pregnant women, as it is medically recommended. It is also, however, popular with people that sleep with body pillows.

I usually pregnant sleep because my doctor recommends it’s best for the baby.

by TicAss December 20, 2021

sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023