September 2nd

NATIONAL FUCK DRUNK DRIVERS DAY

Gladys the great was murdered by an evil drunk man on this day, September 2nd is the day we shame drunk drivers as there is no excuse.

by anonymous September 3, 2025

September 10

National liars day. 66% of pathological liars were born this day

Most liars are born on September 10th

by pejeh September 9, 2025

Septemberfest

Sam Adams Octoberfest enjoyed as soon as it comes out for the season. It is referred to as Septemberfest when it is not yet October.

Late August or Early Sept each year Tom immediately goes to beer aisle on every grocery store visit, and sees if he can be the first to score some Septemberfest to drink on NFL Sunday.

by DirtyWaterbury September 10, 2025

September 28

On this day you have to send nudes to everyone who has Birthday today.

"His birthday is september 28th"

*sends him nudes*

by ajshdkak September 16, 2025

September 20th

Matt Colón’s Birthday

“Yo, do you know when Matt Colón’s birthday is?”

“It’s on September 20th”

by Mr. Whatzit Tooyah September 19, 2025

September 21st

Buy your beautiful girlfriend flowers day

Yo it’s September 21st, have you gotten your girlfriend flowers yet?

by Unicorn67 September 20, 2025

September 24

The most handsome people ever are born on this day!!! Specially ones whose names start with H

Person A: You’re really handsome

Person B: thanks I was born on September 24th

by randomcountrychick24 September 21, 2025