suck the septic tank

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.

1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"

by Enzothegift February 9, 2014

Cum-Sucking Warthog

A domestic cum drinking animal of the Savannah.

A cum sucking warthog can be found in the Savannah. Cum-sucking warthogs prefer to be nocturnal, because at night is when you can rape all dem babies.

by VirtualFlames June 5, 2016

dick suck of life

When u get a bj and you make a weird face but u feel like they sucked ur soul out and u bust a nut so hard it automaticalky goes down ur throat

Danm deja gave me the dick suck of life

by sioanexbobyjonhson June 21, 2016

suck my cawk

It informs you, that SeanzViewEntertainment wants a blowjob from someone.

All the bitches like my CAWK! All the bitches will SUCK MY CAWK!

by SeanzViewEnt February 8, 2018

Captain Dick Suck

captain dick suck

A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!

Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?

by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018

suck dez nutts

the act of sucking ones nutts

if you want my lollipop, you can suck dez nutts because i want it.

by Zaballer February 18, 2014

Suck tits month

It’s that time where u get a girl and suck some breast

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 9, 2019