pony slap

When a bitch slap just isn't good enough...Everyone loves ponies, therefore, this type of slap is even more offensive and is best used when the situation leading to the slap is irrational, recurring, or just plain incomprehensible.

"Every day it's something new with her! Sometimes, I just want to pony slap our webmaster."

by VTVaJayJay October 16, 2008

Seal Slap

Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.

"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"

by FunnySpazCat September 13, 2011

slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.

Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.

by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014

Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.

by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007

pay slap

1. Any employer imposed reduction in empoyment compensation. I.E., hourly pay cut, reduction in scheduled work hours and/or elimination of non-monetary employment benefits. May also be used when employees are asked to contribute a portion of their paycheck to maintain health benefits or pension benefits.
2. A change of employment to a position with lower compensation.

Hotel janitors will take a pay slap in their new contract, with a 9% reduction in gross pay to be applied toward their pension.

The Governor effectively pay slapped state workers by imposing unpaid furlough days two fridays per month.

Tom was so unhappy working on Wall Street, he gladly took a big pay slap to return to teaching high school economics.

by NoMoneyNoHoney August 7, 2010

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.

After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning April 12, 2016

Down Slap

The act of slapping a person with the palm, straight on, in center of the forehead, with fingers up, and then pulling the open hand straight down in line with the face. The person will be confused and feel like a bitch.

"Some little bitch was talking shit so I down slapped the hell out of him."

by Ace8904 January 30, 2008