rusty box

Going down on the ass and not caring about the fecal matter that may be present.

Man, I totally rusty boxed my dude friend last night. Tasted great.

by mr_tl-606 July 13, 2011

Rusty Thomas

Slang for period sex. In honor of the Rev. Rusty Thomas, director of Operation Save America, a group that aggressively protests abortion clinics.

I had a fantastic first date last night, we went back to her place, made out, but then she gave me a Rusty Thomas.

by retrev July 25, 2017

Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7

reffering red heads

by your buddy November 27, 2003

Rusty Jenny

A sexual encounter with an aged female that results in multiple abrasions and lacerations from boutique jewelry that may necessitate a tetanus shot.

Johnny patiently awaited his diagnosis after the previous night’s encounter with a Rusty Jenny

by El Jefe Diablo October 2, 2019

rusty spokes

A dirty butt hole

When you go to have sex with a girl in the butt and her butt hole is dirty she has rusty spokes.

by Rhambo August 1, 2012

Rusty melodica

Giving a rimjob while simultaneously fingering a girl.
The female version of the rusty trombone

"I heard that shes into some freaky shit, so I gave her the rusty melodica"

by AVelociraptor November 15, 2018

New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

by daddydeals March 14, 2025