Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024

Ringing the bell

Licking a guy's taint and jerking him off.

Female: "Hey Kathy I heard you were ringing the bell last night."

Kathy: "You know it girl!"

by fderf523 May 11, 2025

Ring-on

A hardcore fan of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit. Apparently patterned after "Klingon" from Star Trek's fandom base.

For anyone who is a Ring-on, Matamata, New Zealand (the site of Hobbiton in both Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit) is a must-see.

by pentozali January 23, 2014

plastic rings

noun. usually a clear plastic used to combine six (6) aluminum drinking cans by the top. extremely useful yet commonly overlooked for having any value. also has a negative aspect related to littering, which threatens the environment (fish, small animals, ect.)

bro 1: yo hand me that six pack
bro 2: here bro 1 (grabs six pack by plastic rings and passes the six pack to bro 1)
bro 1: thanks bro 2

by bro 3 March 07, 2011

Ring of fire

When a group of smokers gather in a circle to spark up in harmony.

-Yo wanna spark?

-sure let’s do a ring of Fire

by Issyyyy March 12, 2020

ring maker

The maker of rings. He wields all the Pandôra rings, giving him infinite power. Even Hoareyou9099 cannot stop him.

"Ring maker tutorial is a scam!"

by Sniping_ May 03, 2019

Ring of Fire

Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.

Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.

by Rock your rockhard October 31, 2021