Right fucked tonight

A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.

Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."

Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."

by Right fucked tonight April 23, 2016

played to the right

To finesse you way out of a situation

She tried to run game but I played to the right and got some head

by Yung king September 1, 2016

Right in the smartie

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.

Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....

by Vernale February 5, 2018

talk right as rain

something is just usual but you talk as if only you knew it.

Chris: If there is no change, this month is December.
Lisa: you talk right as rain!

by Phoebe is me January 2, 2017

atheist right

Extremely western-centric, pro-capitalist, bigoted internet cult. Hell bent on free speech in the platforms which they frequent, also hell bent on using this freedom to childishly insult people (many of them are children who got in touch with such ideas through Youtube's lets play or atheist channels), hell bent on basing political views proposed apolitical notions such as ''rationality'' and ''logic''....

Group of people Marlyn Mason described in lyrics of mOBSCENE as ''Your freedom's not free and dumb''.

Young bigots trying hard to not look conservative.

Soff-alt-right

There's no such thing as Atheist right, you're just a regressive cuck.

by existential anarchy February 3, 2017

right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

Right

The opposite of left

Im going to the right

by DislikeMe October 27, 2019