punch myself in the face

V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

I am going to go home and punch myself in the face, then go to sleep.

by Terry39 November 15, 2007

siamese punch monkey

Double fisting.

holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.

by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010

cinnamon donkey punch

want to spice up to the common bedroom donkey punch? try this;

- while you're getting your girl from behind and you throw a handful of cinnamon in her eyes, followed by a swift blow to the ribs to make her tighten up. throw some broken glass down on the bed before you get started if you're feelin really dangerous

that trifilin bitch from last nite was havin her period, so i grabbed some mccormick's on the way to the bedroom and gave her the best cinnamon donkey punch of her life.

by jimm stonner rock star September 19, 2011

punxsutawney gopher punch

While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.

I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.

by Savory Johnson January 2, 2009

alabama dick punch

A can of pabst blue ribbon beer. Preferably a 16oz. can.

I am going to the bar, would you like an Alabama dick punch?

by yermom198273930282 February 3, 2010

The 'Sucker Punch' Effect

The effect one has when they see something that looks so good and awesome, they must have it, taste it, see it, etc. The moment they do, they are disappointed eventually. Based off of the movie Sucker Punch.

Ohhh that candy looks so good!!

A while later...

Ahh this candy sucks! I hate the 'Sucker Punch' effect!

by Zenken June 22, 2011

Shattercannon Pocket Punch

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.

She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.

by rogan? March 2, 2012