(to be used in a non-sexual context only)
a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
b) to hire out
a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?
boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?
boy a): you are a genius!
boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?
boy a): you are a genius!
by Sexydimma December 29, 2012
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boy b) let's open a business, and exploit, I was going to suggest to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.
boy a): you are a genius! great idea.
boy b) let's open a business, and exploit, I was going to suggest to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.
boy a): you are a genius! great idea.
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Get the word pimp mug.Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
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