sicker than a pimp

very sick or really unwell and contagious

Jerry: “wow you look awful! need a hug?”
Jojo: “you might wanna back up Jerry, i’m sicker than a pimp!”
Jerry: “oh my god! pimps are pretty sick! bye Jojo see you in a month!”

by momma chulo December 3, 2021

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pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 4, 2013

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He's a slick pimp and a visionary leader with great intuition and also chill as fuck. But don't let his chill fool you, he'll flip your life upside down if you try to get in his way. You can't beat him, but you can join him.

"That boy is a Pimp o'Linno fo sho, you can tell by the way he walks and by the way he talks"

by The Original Rasta February 20, 2021

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Pimp Flaco

No hay palabras que puedan describir a Pimp Flaco lo siento

Pimp Flaco es el novio de amp <3

by amptkiere November 29, 2021

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Foridudalist pimp

A Foridudalist pimp is a special type of personality, especially common among teachers, who follows a vice-chancellor or mafia lord and doesn’t hear, doesn’t speak, nor participates in the events that ensure the right of the people.

This professor turned into a Foridudalist pimp. He doesn’t know the source of life saving materials such as rice, bean, fish, flour, and medicine, all come from agricultural production.

The Foridudalist pimp is so stupid that he is proud and swells his chest saying that he hates peasants. The imbecile doesn’t know that, from the Vice-Chancellors' Foridudalist policy is born the pimp, the abandoned child, and the worst thieves of all, the bad academician, corrupted and flunky of the universities.

by JokesOfZorro January 19, 2022

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