klaus peter

most german name ever
knows his english

deutsch af
Teresa Dad
whats your daddys name?

his name is KLAUS PETER
by jurassicaderboZz September 11, 2017
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centimeter peter

What you call someone who has a penis length of one centimeter
Yo centimeter peter get over here!
by FaZe_Kneegar January 31, 2019
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peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis
Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram
by Skeetman337 June 20, 2018
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Com peter

Com peter was created accidentally. Com peter originated from Compter Which is a french word.

Com peter is a name.
My name is Com peter
by komkomkom October 13, 2022
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Peter the Cute

Noun, Derived
1. An awesome, awesome person who every one should love. Peter is a kind, loving, caring, smart, and funny human being who happens to be as cute as a teddy bear and is really hard not to hug. She is Valerie C's bff so that just says how great she is.

2. (AKA Maddie)
Peter the Cute let me hug her for a really long time until, despite her passive way, she finally had to tell me she "really didn't like it" in just about the cutest voice ever which made me let go
by TMorganLovesPeter April 03, 2005
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beefy peter

One shot glass of cooked ground hamburger meat, one shot glass of Texas Pete Hot Sauce and one shot glass of well bourbon.

Take in any order but must be taken in rapid succession.
Hey bar wench!! The boys and I want a Beefy Peter on the snap!
by Beefy peter July 16, 2022
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Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.
I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.
by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024
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