pizza shake

Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
What do you want on your pizza?

We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?

No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.
by rrearleii July 31, 2019
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pizza back

It's like pizza face, only in reference to the back.
It's totally gross & disgusting; all the damn zits and pustules.
Quick, turn away!!! Dave's coming and he's got a wicked case of pizza back!!!
by Telephony2 October 13, 2023
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Runway pizza

The unfortunate result of a skydiving accident.
Did you hear Jim's chute failed to open? Yeah,
now he's runway pizza.
by John J. Leslie March 03, 2008
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pizza head

One who is in love with but not limited to thin crust, bar pies, sicialins, grandmas & margheritas

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a once in a lifetime pizza experience
You see that dude over there. He’s a pizza head. Travels anywhere for a slice
by ThePizzaHulk August 17, 2024
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Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.
Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"
by EnthusiasticElder April 08, 2016
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Pizza Dare

When you order a pizza for delivery (or any takeaway) and the woman opens the door naked or in underwear.

Sometimes this can lead to more like groping as a tip or even oral or sex.
She wanted to try the pizza dare so took off her clothes and ordered a pizza to answer the door to the driver wearing nothing.
by jbadman October 01, 2023
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fresh pizza

Cool. Nice. Awesome. The stuff. Opposite of rotten pizza.
This is totally fresh pizza. He’s fresh pizza. That’s fresh pizza. Fresh pizza, dude.
by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025
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