crackin the old hog

Masturbation or self pleasure

He was up all night crackin the old hog.

by Dayyyyo March 3, 2022

Smoking old spice

When someone hides their vape in their armpit in an establishment that doesn’t allow smoking.

My boy was smoking old spice in that hipster bar.

by Lifehacks79 February 1, 2020

unfortunate old fashion

When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.

"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"

by M.T.MyLoad September 4, 2016

old Timer's Adle

Old Timer's Disease aka Alzheimer's

I'm guessing you're starting to get Old Timer's Adle

by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

old people cagematch

A situation where old people fight to the death in a cage.

"Oh no, Marvin and Edmund have got in the ring for an old people cagematch."

After Walter and Otis got into an old people cagematch in the nursing home, the nurses have had to work overtime to repair the damaged old people.

by m33k41 September 28, 2017

old man choke

A colloquial suggestion of anonymity and hostility.

Blake: "Lets do a handshake"

Edna: No response
Blake: "Old Man Choke"

by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022

OLD LADY MUNSON

Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying

Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}

by WHAT'SGOODY February 26, 2018