blue-berry muffin

it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips

Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?

by thecreeper August 7, 2006

Muffin Man

A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.

Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

Burnt Queer Muffin

Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.

Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!

by chhyea i'm anonymousss October 15, 2006

San Fransisco Muffin

The vagina of a man who had a sex change to a woman who lives in San Fransisco.

"Dude did you see Karly's San Fransisco Muffin last night? that snatch didnt even look like a pussy"

by PheeNoIVI September 28, 2009

Raisin Muffin Top

A muffin top is when a womans fat bubbles over her jean line. The raisins are when the fatty skin is covered in moles.

My god!!! Check out the raisin muffin top on that chick! I just want to butter it up and take a big bite.

by ZMAN0218 January 14, 2009

Egg Mom Muffin

Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM

My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.

by Wendy's Fry Guy May 12, 2012

nuzzle her muffin

Performing oral sex on an unshaved women. Can be trimmed or pruned. Not clean shaven. eating out eating at the Y

"I don't think she trims her pubic area." I don't care, I want to nuzzle her muffin!"

by Mr. Grime April 28, 2011