Liar mom

It's when your mom never trusts you, but.... you try to punish her, so you say to the crowd: My mom's a liar!
The Crowd says: Really
You: YAS, Never trust him!
The crowd says: Ok

Person 1: Liar mom
Ur mom: Stop
Person 1: I'm never trusting you

by Linsuck September 6, 2022

Kaylas mom

Kaylas mom is a mega milf and she is super fit (sorry not sorry Kayla xoxo)

Damm Kaylas mom is so fit

by LORAX-POOP September 12, 2022

Jimmy's Mom

noun Jimmy's Mom is an object by fucking

"Boy, I sure do love fucking Jimmy's Mom!"
"Jimmy's Mom is my bitch!"

by FerventArrow April 21, 2022

Your mom

The fatest living creature in the world, weights more than 50000 elephants

What's the biggest thing in the world?
Your mom

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

batmans mom

non existence

peter123: batmans mom is non existence

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

Nick’s mom

Just a bitch

Yep

There’s no sex joke

I’m serious, she’s just a bitch

Person 1: Damn, Nick’s mom is really riding my ass today
Person 2: Figuratively or literally?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn. Been there bro

by pOng_wong April 27, 2022

your mom

Your mom is someone who i violated last and who sucks my cock don’t have a sister, you will in 9 months.

Your mom is so hairy Bigfoot documents her!

by Nexus the memer May 3, 2022