A sexual act in some circles, also known as the art of winning in Canada. The act involves a person who snorts semen which has been been placed on excrement for a variety of unknown and potentially unpredictable reasons.
Bill: say, since you have ejaculated on this glorious excretion may i?
Pertabor: may you... may you what?
Bill: you know...... um ..... Mexican railroad?
Pertabor: that is hot indeed sir!
Pertabor: may you... may you what?
Bill: you know...... um ..... Mexican railroad?
Pertabor: that is hot indeed sir!
by icanuseacheesegraterinnewways May 13, 2011
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During sex when one person pours tequila into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.
During sex when one person pours tequila into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.
-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Mexican Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!
by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009
Get the Mexican Goofy mug.A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.
Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?
everyone laughs
Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.
everyone laughs
Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.
by AVLRider October 15, 2010
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hot-a-leta. I had used my last mexican paper. Now I stay by the all American canal and use water for my hot-a-leta's. Sorry my amigos U stinken amercanios dont put port-a-potty's
in the Desert !!!
hot-a-leta. I had used my last mexican paper. Now I stay by the all American canal and use water for my hot-a-leta's. Sorry my amigos U stinken amercanios dont put port-a-potty's
in the Desert !!!
by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006
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Get the Mexican wall mug.The act of growing a dirty Mexican dirt-stache and then sticking your dick into a light socket so you light up and your mustache hairs stand on end.
Morgan: Yo, bro, I flourescent Mexican-ed myself last night while Joanna was in the shower before I sodomized her with my penis!
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
by Bromance42069 July 11, 2009
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