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Mexican Railroad

A sexual act in some circles, also known as the art of winning in Canada. The act involves a person who snorts semen which has been been placed on excrement for a variety of unknown and potentially unpredictable reasons.
Bill: say, since you have ejaculated on this glorious excretion may i?

Pertabor: may you... may you what?

Bill: you know...... um ..... Mexican railroad?

Pertabor: that is hot indeed sir!
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Mexican Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours tequila into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.
-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Mexican Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!
by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009
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mexican key

hay amigo are you haveing trouble using mexican key??
Try my mexican credit card, me madre gave this old thing to me, said it was mexican law .
mexican credit card is good for many things ( house key car key) use it at 7-11 after midnight.

PS if U see gringo policeman keep ur hands out of your pockets they no understand every mexican has BIG credit cards!!!!
by itichie_nocanpo September 7, 2006
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mexican paper

Old Mexican paso's ( grande paso bills before 1965 )
I was making my way in the cargo mucho mountian when I had a
hot-a-leta. I had used my last mexican paper. Now I stay by the all American canal and use water for my hot-a-leta's. Sorry my amigos U stinken amercanios dont put port-a-potty's
in the Desert !!!
by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006
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mexican mullet

A grown ass Mexican with a rattail haircut
So many border jumpers walking around with a Mexican mullet around here.
by zookeeper dave August 1, 2014
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Mexican wall

A literal wall made of 100% real Mexicans!
Did you see that Mexican wall it was amazing
by the hola in the pants August 31, 2016
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Flourescent Mexican

The act of growing a dirty Mexican dirt-stache and then sticking your dick into a light socket so you light up and your mustache hairs stand on end.
Morgan: Yo, bro, I flourescent Mexican-ed myself last night while Joanna was in the shower before I sodomized her with my penis!
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
by Bromance42069 July 11, 2009
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