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Matthew

matthew is sure too give you the best head ever like too the point where u wont be able to cum for years! they are also so hott and sexy๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. and loves music and sex
person: โ€œooo who that damn they sexyโ€
person: โ€œyoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! โ€œ
by unicornprincess2089 November 22, 2021
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Matthew

A lazy fat guy that you'll see working at your local gas station in your future. He has a receding hairline, and is a huge dumbass. He is very arrogant and stubborn. He is really buff though but he uses he strength to his advantage to be a dick to others.
"Matthew, will you please stop."

"No, and I'll punch you if you keep talking."
by _xXx_Finna_Pull-Up_xXx April 20, 2018
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matthew pilkington

matthew pilkington simps for everyone so that he has back up people for when he breaks up with his girlfriend.
is that matthew pilkington? i better not get too close, he'll pull me into a simping trance.
by Platinum31 May 15, 2021
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Matthew

A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.
matthew:My name is Matthew
Guy:what a loser
by Chicken nugget boi February 8, 2022
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matthew peacock

A sexy man(Boy) from coatbridge Townhead in Scotland
Hi Matthew Peacock you are so sexy!!! Will you go out with me
by Dildo Man 300 March 18, 2014
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matthew davies

That weirdo matthew davies is a freak
by Johhny the Donny September 16, 2022
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Matthew

Cute e but will ask ur friend out after u brake up and then ur best friend will date him for 5 months or more and then u will fight with your best friend a lot and then find out a cute guy likes u a lot but u are to scared and shy ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฅ to talk to him and ur name is probably trinity ๐ŸŒธโค๏ธ
Matthew os a dick but Owen likes me what should i do?๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
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