blue-berry muffin

it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips

Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?

by thecreeper August 7, 2006

Muffin Man

A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.

Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

Burnt Queer Muffin

Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.

Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!

by chhyea i'm anonymousss October 15, 2006

San Fransisco Muffin

The vagina of a man who had a sex change to a woman who lives in San Fransisco.

"Dude did you see Karly's San Fransisco Muffin last night? that snatch didnt even look like a pussy"

by PheeNoIVI September 28, 2009

Raisin Muffin Top

A muffin top is when a womans fat bubbles over her jean line. The raisins are when the fatty skin is covered in moles.

My god!!! Check out the raisin muffin top on that chick! I just want to butter it up and take a big bite.

by ZMAN0218 January 14, 2009

Shit-berry muffins

an expression used to signify stress

Shit-berry muffins! I didn't study for the Bio Final!

by MYSTERY 1234561 June 3, 2010

double muffin muncher

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.

"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."

by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020