by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004
it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips
by thecreeper August 07, 2006
"Dude did you see Karly's San Fransisco Muffin last night? that snatch didnt even look like a pussy"
by PheeNoIVI September 28, 2009
by chhyea i'm anonymousss October 15, 2006
A muffin top is when a womans fat bubbles over her jean line. The raisins are when the fatty skin is covered in moles.
My god!!! Check out the raisin muffin top on that chick! I just want to butter it up and take a big bite.
by ZMAN0218 September 29, 2008
Shorthand reference to penetration of the anus by or with a penis that is attached to a muffin, as seen in the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin" (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun). The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrases "anal muffin" and "anal penetration muffin" have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
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by johnny dewitt May 14, 2008