Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.
My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*
The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*
Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!
The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*
Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!
by wpkoski September 11, 2021
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Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
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Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on
by Quantum Leaper June 5, 2010
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Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
Get the firetrucks don't stop at red lights mug.When having unprotected sex the male proceeds to ejaculate inside the girl knowing she is not on any birth control.
I was having sex with Jennifer and she told me she is not on the pill, I didn't care it felt so good I ended up blowing red lights.
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comes from the ST:TNG episode where Capt. Picard is captured by the Cardassians and subjected to physical and psychological torture to make him believe there are five lights instead of four in the interrogation room.
comes from the ST:TNG episode where Capt. Picard is captured by the Cardassians and subjected to physical and psychological torture to make him believe there are five lights instead of four in the interrogation room.
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Two unnecessary wars..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Increased military spending..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Tax breaks for the super wealthy..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"
expert: "Two unnecessary wars..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Increased military spending..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "Tax breaks for the super wealthy..."
pundit: "But the GOP hasn't contributed to the national debt!"
expert: "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"
by projectaristotle August 29, 2012
Get the there are four lights mug."If I could look across the country from California to New Jersey, then I would count the parks and lake resorts and number all the jets and airports. All those rather dreary rain clouds still bother me cause I look through the camera eye piece and cannot see. If I could open up my window and see from Tampa Bay to Juneau. Then I would survey all those open miles and line them up in single file. Everywhere I look I see green scenic sublime, and all those oceanic vistas are so divine. If I was standing on the balcony, and you were walking down below. I'd feel rather depressed and out of place, and lonely just to watch you go. If you were swinging from the highway overpass within the western hemisphere. I'd feel rather afraid and insecere if you began to disappear. If I was walking through a sad art gallery, and you were driving through the night. I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease beneath the brialliant showroom light. If I was flying on a plane above your town, and you were gazing at the sky. Somehow I'd feel intact and reassured if you began to wave goodbye." ~~Fuzzy Blue Lights-Owl City.
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