suck at life

A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.

1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!

by Megan September 4, 2004

suck at life

1. describing the state of lacking basic life skills such as: literacy, driving a car, managing finances, communicating directly, managing emotions, and filling out a job application.

How could you not know how to type? You just suck at life.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Gacha life

A cringey app made by a stupid guy that sucks

Person 1: I like gacha life
Person 2: eww that’s disgusting

by Weeabookawaiidesunebakasugoi June 2, 2020

accio life

A spell used by a die-hard harry potter fan. It is used as a lame attempt to humiliate the victim. It is usually followed by the spell caster saying there is nothing to take.

Person 1: Accio life... oh nothing is coming
Person 2: You fag... (Takes wand and stabs harry potter fan)

by khanvict August 30, 2007

Life Lyric

When someone uses a song lyric to define how they feel or what they think in a myspace update...or on twitter...or facebook and everything else

Xavier: Hey dude, have you read Ariel's new update?

Derrick: No,
lemme see

~Ariel's update~ I'm in trouble, I'm an addict. I'm addicted to to this girl. Shes got my heart tied in a knot and my stomach in a whirl

Derrick: Wow dude...how lame...

Xavier: I know man! life lyrics are for loozers!!

by da jizziest July 14, 2009

scienz of life

The most beautiful poetry ever written.

Yo god, scienz of life got that hot.

by patrickjg May 29, 2009

Life Leverage

When all aspects of your life, such as relationships, work, money, etc. are all perfect, as if nothing can bring down the mood you're in.

Louis: "Hey Mitch, how ya been?"
Mitch: "Great! Healthy kids, great job, happy wife, big new house, upcoming vacation. I have finally reached Life Leverage."

by LuLuBee November 8, 2010