Wank like an Egyptian.

The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."

Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"

Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."

Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"

by BltS3 February 20, 2011

I like that CRAP

Whenever you like something or like something that someone does, you say I like that crap

Taylor: "Can we get nuggets?"
Mikey: " Yes."
Taylor: "I like that crap!"

by chickennuggsssss June 16, 2020

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

like chalk and cheese

Completely Different From Each other

Harry and Jim are Like Chalk and Cheese .Harry is Outgoing and Athletic.Jim is aloof and Studious

by Like Chalk and Cheese May 30, 2016

repetitive 'like' disorder

When someone uses like way too much in a conversation, usually to connect ideas and thoughts.

"Alright, so he was like so cute! I was like so happy that like I met him. He's like so kind and he like always like cheering me up when I was like down and stuff. So I was like asking him if he like wanted to like go out and he was like..."
"OMG, shut up! You got a serious case of repetitive 'like' disorder!"

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

park like OJ

To park like OJ Simpson parked his vehicle on the night of the murders. When your vehicle is not parked correctly. Any deviation fron parking parallel to the curb. When you approach a car and you see that it is not parked correctly. When you assume someone hurriedly parked a vehicle.

Dude must have been in a hurry because he park like OJ.

I often laugh when i see how my mom parks her car, she park like OJ.

by charles allen March 1, 2008

Go like cake

The act of being a pussy or someone's bitch just to avoid a conflict/ fight.

Person 1: "Damnnnn youre getting roasted in the groupchat! Roast them back!"
Person 2: "Naw I'm not tryna get cooked again"
Person 1: "Boiiiiii go like cake!"

by Lordddddd Kayvaughn July 21, 2017