Island Time

Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.

The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.

If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.

It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.

Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.

Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!

by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020

Long Island

wun uv tha many regions of upState New York, the others being West Chester/Rockomans, Katskille's, Pakipsey, Southerntier, Adorrondacke's, Buffelloe, and the Albeny (de capitol.)

when you go frum queens 2 nassua country you are suddonly in upState.. it all startz thaire. long island is thee strong islend.

by WoodsideMan081793 November 5, 2006

Marshall Islands tan

A deep-brown or orange tan. Named after the Marshall Islands, where the first H-bombs were tested.

The implication being that the tanned person, looks as though (s)he has been in the presence of a thermonuclear detonation.

I see Clive has been out in the sun. He's got a right Marshall Islands tan on him!

by Roger Mellie 84 June 2, 2009

Pacific Islander

another politically correct word thats obviously wrong

Man 1: My Indonesian friend is a Pacific Islander
Man 2: tidak
Man 1: Totally a Pacific Islander
Man 2: ...

by Kim Jong-Ill September 9, 2020

islandic penguin

when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.

me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.

by associatedwnyc August 5, 2009

Island High

Island High: the mood you 're in to, while you re back in the city, everything sounds (and really is) annoying but doesn't really mind, cause all you think of is the island.
It is usually caused after short, but filling vacation under warm sun, sandy clothes and lots of booze.
The effect fades away day by day.
If the affection is still active after a good night sleep, you should pack and go back where you ve lost your mind.

Hey, he just took your spot in the queue!

Who? Where? Oh yeah, nevermind, i m still Island High

by cascade_cat October 4, 2011

Island Vacation

When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)

"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"

by pseudmrk1 February 28, 2012