Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

golden cougar

Exactly as a normal cougar, except with lots and lots of money.

She's no ordinary cougar, she's a Golden Cougar.

by ExoOmega April 11, 2016

golden pile

When you piss a hole in the center of a pile of poop until it resembles a volcano.

I once pissed a hole in the middle of my poop while I was on the toilet...It looked a volcano...It definitely was the golden pile.

by Tressie Ca La La November 24, 2016

Golden Kappa

Legend tells of an emote so dank it would force twitch chat to spam Kappa all day long.
It was rumored the chosen one would be able to make the Golden Kappa appear simply by typing Kappa in the chat. From this day onewards people have been doing a daily Golden Kappa check, to find out if they are the chosen one to be able to wield this legendary emote.

Daily Golden Kappa check Kappa

by ChatSpamKappa December 3, 2016

Golden Cocoon

When a male coats his partner in semen and allows the semen harden to a golden hue

Mmmmm girl, I wanna give you a golden cocoon.

by Pizza_Makin_Reinhart December 8, 2016

Golden Phonebox

When two men with a pissing fetish go dogging in a BT phonebox.

"Oh mate this phonebox smells awful!"

"yeah some dutty cretin has had a golden phonebox"

by I am so very cool October 14, 2018

golden meatball

(adjective) a stupid clumsy lighty
OR
(verb) to make someone go red in the face from pointing out a stupid thing they did

(adjective) wow! tom, look at phoebe over there falling over a box. She is such a golden meatball!

OR
(verb) aw Phoebe it appears you have golden meatballed! Everyone look!

by Luke Cole October 15, 2018