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why the goat?

because the lamb has already been slain, and their are alot of goats.
sooooo. why the goat? because i dont know how to ask for forgiveness.
by AlliedApe October 27, 2021
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You guys are so bad, compared to me because I'm a Goat
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Lionel Messi is a GOAT
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goat fall

A goat is shocked and falls over.
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salty goat

When your having sex and your woman grabs your goate and spits your cum in your mouth and says behhhh after
Man my woman salty goated me last night it was wonderful
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(Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...

A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.

Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??

Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!

Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018
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acronym for 'Greatest Of All Time'.
by gary_the_goat April 2, 2024
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