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Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).
Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
by Belly22 January 5, 2013
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Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.
I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.
by wyldwillie September 4, 2013
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fucking whatsherface

a pronoun with similar usage to she or her; a great pen name if you write for eHow.com
Susan (wife): My sister's friends Anna, Joanie, and Miriam might be meeting us all at Applebee's tonight to use up that giftcard, too.

Ron (husband): Don't tell me fucking whatsherface is coming. No, no, no. This is bullshit. It's going to be like work. I hate this. I don't think I wanna go.
by fucking whatsherface June 28, 2011
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Fuck it, Buckets!

Definition:
(1) A phrase to describe that feeling when you just couldn't care less.

(2) When you feel unfazed by the potential consequences.
(3) Essentially an exclamatory phrase to describe the fact that you just don't give a fuck and you're ready to accept the consequences of your questionable actions.

Origin:
That feeling when you see a basketball hoop and all you can think about is chucking a shot up to score. Your teammates might think it's a horrible shot, but all you can think about is buckets. The thought of buckets consumes you.
Example 1:
Person A: "hey bro, did you study for your exam worth 50% tomorrow?"
Person B: "Naw bruh, fuck it, buckets!"

Example 2:

Person A: " Yo bro, that girl you just raw dogged yesterday probably has aids bro."
Person B: "Yo my dick was so dry before.... FUCK IT, BUCKETS BABY!"

Example 3:

Person A: "bruhhh wtf, that pack of bacon that you just ate is 6 months past the expiry date"
Person B: "fuck it, bucketssss!"
by Lordgreeneggsandham January 20, 2020
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Loop fucking

Loopfucking is the sex position that is highly recommended for a threesome requiring three females with cumworking dicks (Costs 6.99$ Each/Sponsored by the Futunari hell), or three males. How this works is that three people will have to make a triangle, their faces touching each others ass but with a dick attached to their oral cavity. One person will have to ejaculate from their mouth penises inside the ass infront of them, filling them up with cum. The person being ejaculated inside will pass on the semen from their intestines to their mouth-penis (kinda like throwing up except the vomit goes to their cummable dildos placed in the mouth) and do the same thing to the 3rd person -and again does the same thing to the 1st person and it goes on a loop.
Person 1: Have you seen any of my three friends?

Person 2: Ohh, they’re at my place. They’re loop fucking
by Hokage69 March 8, 2020
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nicely fucked

A state of being at the perfect high for the occasion.
“I would say, right now, I’m nicely fucked.”
by Tamborini June 12, 2020
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fucking nonce

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6
Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE
by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020
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