The act of climbing up on top of the stalls in a public restroom and shitting with the goal of landing the turd in the toilet.
by The Bombardier July 10, 2010
Get the Arial Shitting mug.A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
by Rae$ January 11, 2020
Get the Shit the sheets mug.A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.
Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
by Des Perateben April 24, 2010
Get the Shit buoy mug.Sitting with your bare arse over the edge of a boat, and firing the chocolate spud gun into the water.
by Emwood July 2, 2018
Get the fishing shit mug.When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.
Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
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"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
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"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
by 1Yonge January 6, 2017
Get the shitting chords mug.When one feels the sudden urge to shit due to the fear of not being able to shit. When one is confined to a small area or being trapped in an area where there is no toilet and as a result gets nervous/has an anxiety attack and has the sudden urge to shit.
Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.
Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.
"Are you ok man?"
"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"
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That guy has a classic case of the panic shits
"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"
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That guy has a classic case of the panic shits
by cricketfanbb3/6 December 27, 2010
Get the Panic Shitting mug.Taking a giant shit by the side of the road and leaving it there. Could be in any number of areas including, but not limited to: Iowa, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rural New York, anywhere in New Jersey, Appalachia, the South, unpopulated swaths of the American West, and anywhere people wake up after a bender or have driven on a road trip after contracting food poisoning. May or may not include napkins, underwear and undergarments. (Pre-COVID, might also have included cleaning wipes if they were in the vehicle.)
Oh, man, I shit littered off of exit 464 again... I think it was the combo of last night's Toppers and the raw egg burger that may have given me food poisoning.
by Orcharge October 16, 2020
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