french truffle

The act of shitting repeatedly into a box over a period of time with the intentions of giving it to a family member as a present for the holidays.

I gave my brother a french truffle for Christmas because he pissed me off.

by JP Schlong January 4, 2014

French Depression

A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.

Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!

by LlamaWithAGun April 26, 2019

French Sprinkler

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.

Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.

by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021

French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.

10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!

by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010

French

French sucks

-French teacher-HEY YOU YOUR TALKING IN ENGLISH THAT IS NOT ALOUD IN MY CLASS
-Student-you suck MADAME CUSACK!!!!

by LIL SOMEONE January 24, 2020

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pedro a French Brown at the Surfrider hotel in Malibu.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022

french faker

When kissing you rapidly stick your tongue in and out of their mouth

He gave me a french faker last night and it was totally gross

by Zombieattack04 May 31, 2017