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Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.
Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.
by Frank D Brown April 27, 2021
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Titty Fu

(noun) - when a female receives a lap dance from another female and bonus titty lickage takes place

(etymology) - "titty" from Old English for "teat"; "Fu" from Chinese a surname, specifically a female who had gone to Atlanta, received a lap dance, and had her breast licked.
All he wants to see is a little Titty Fu!
by melinda May 6, 2003
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Titty Fu

Loud lapdance on a suspecting female...
Next time we go down to Hotlanta, we're getting another Titty Fu at Cheetah...
by dusty May 5, 2003
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Tongue Fu

Spittin game, mackin, slick talkin

Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane
"Aye I saw you layin down some tongue fu on that hunnie the other night"

"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"
by jshep22 November 6, 2013
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Twisty Fu

Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
by Trouser Minnow April 13, 2008
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Tongue-Fu

Having a very fast, and flexible tongue, thus being a good eater/kisser
Me: Hey, girl, I'm a master at tongue-fu, wanna hang?

Her: Sure
by D.C Dope August 12, 2016
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Toe-fu

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM
If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021
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