what the frick dude 

When your bro just did something stupid and ignorant and you’re in elementary school and you’re afraid to say fuck

Sam:drops Charlie’s toy car that will only be important to him for three minutes into a sewer

Charlie: WHAT THE FRICK DUDE

what the frick dude by W@tchY0urPr0f@n1ty March 19, 2024

snow shovel dude 

Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.

And this Dan Hurley guy is the worst. He’s totally a snow shovel dude

snow shovel dude by Mmahgik April 6, 2024

right foot dude 

A term for someone is very close to you, like 'right hand man'

"He is my right foot dude!"

right foot dude by starmortiss July 14, 2024

Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude 

Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude is basically ADHD. It's what happens when you don't have a daily Monster or two or 2 to 4 cups of coffee a day or 40mg to 100mg of Ethylphenidate (EPH) a day or 37.5mg to 75mg of Adipex a day or 200mg of Modafinil a day or 150mg of Armodafinil a day and add Propranolol and a gym membership or have 20mg to 60mg of Methylphenidate (MPH, Ritalin) a day or 10mg to 30mg of Adderall a day or 30mg of 2-FMA a day or 15mg of 4F-MPH a day.

I need my 40mg to 100mg Ethylphenidate a day or 37.5mg to 75mg of Adipex a day. I have Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude (ADHD)!

Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2024

Stop It Dude 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop It Dude

Stop It Dude by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

bro i was a dude the whole time 

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

bro i was a dude the whole time by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude 

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020