klump dump

an big dump of klump

look at that klump dump!

by safesoap November 9, 2017

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Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.

Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

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Dumping my credit

When someone stops making all payments to creditors at once. Credit cards, medical bills, car payments etc. Basically only paying rent and utilities.

Hey how much are your medical bills? Weren't you working on getting your credit score up? Nah bro, I'm dumping my credit

by Groom of the stool January 12, 2022

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dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump

Aunt Petunia shrieking at Harry: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about the way I dress?
Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. Anyways, either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

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bungee dumping

When someone eats some sort of string such that when one takes a dump the shit is formed on the thread of string, and when exiting the anus performs a bungee jump-like action in the toilet bowl.

Hey dude I was watching the fishes in the aquarium and i ate a string and my shit was totally bungee dumping!

by teddybearslayer102 November 28, 2015

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