cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

by duckdogs December 19, 2012

Cellmate Ice Cream

Cocoa, sugar, creamer. We put it in a little bag--trash bag, you know. Mix it all up {...then put the bag inside a 5-gallon bucket}. Surround it with ice. Pour salt--a layer of salt and ice, salt and ice, and ah, {hang bucket from top bunk's frame and...} shake it back and forth for about an hour and a half then you have ice cream. Homemade ice cream."

This is ice cream. It's really good.

Cellmate ice cream tastes as good as Granny's hand-cranked but's lots cheaper and simpler too.

by treeguywussup August 12, 2011

ice cream come

1. Female come.
2. Pleasant tasting ejaculate.
3. Attractive person.

1. Becky surprised me with a face full of ice cream come last night. Ya could have warned me that she's a gusher.
2. Billy shagged like a Greek god but I was hoping for some ice cream come. It was still worth the wait.
3. Woah that's a walking pool of ice cream come.

by likit July 7, 2011

Lemon Cream Pop

The result of freezing urine in a penis shaped ice mold, carving out the inside and filling it with semen, freezing that, then refilling and refreezing the tip. A woman (or man) can then suck upon said "pop" until they reach the gooey inside. Additionally, one can use the "pop" to perform simulated coitus, causing the thawing of the ejaculate inside the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.

Son, you were made one wild crazy night where I fucked your mother with my lemon cream pop.

by FishMounter September 13, 2011

rectal igloo cream

once you shit in a condom and freeze it to be a dildo you fill it with raccon cum and shove it up your ass and wait for it to deforest for that nice cream suprise!

i have been rectal igloo cream rn

by pussy ass April 11, 2023

Ice cream sandwich

Ice cream sandwich (aka Andy) is YouTuber with almost two million subscribers that makes story time animations on his main channel and YouTube shorts on his separate channel ice cream sandwich shorts.

Andy published on May 15, 2016 titled “NEED AMMO” and went on to make banger like

bad customers, creative vs inventive
And hurt.

Hey have you seen the new ice cream sandwich video it’s animation is amazing

by Koz_28 June 19, 2021

Ice cream sundae

When you cream in a girl in the back of a car on a freezing cold night.

Yeah dude last night we was chillin and I gave her an ice cream sundae before I dropped her home

by ddtown89 February 11, 2021