car factor cutie

A chick that looks super hot while driving a car but as soon as she gets out looks ugly as sin.

James: Wow, did you see that chick driving that Camaro. She is smokin' hot.
Mike: Wait till she parks and gets out. Probably another car factor cutie.

by Chaz Chazbar July 31, 2006

Mexican car wash

When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.

I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.

by mrskunkbutt October 25, 2017

piece of shit car

gregs fucking gay blue seca

look at that filthy dirty smelling piece of shit, no wonder why he dont get sluts, not even selina

by bhb September 9, 2003

cars that go boom

Pinto XD

De Pinto ees de choice car for de pyros!

by :) dudeman November 2, 2003

Venezuelan Car Wash

A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.

That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.

by zach crouch and jackson carr May 12, 2008

Car Mitzvah

The act of donating an old junker car to your local Jewish charity.

I did a Car Mitzvah for the Jewish Family & Children's Service of Southern Arizona.

by Raspberry Hamentashen August 15, 2006

Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.

"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"

by Angry Man October 25, 2003