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chocolate cake 

A crap so bad, it takes a whole roll of shit-tickets to get it all off your balloon knot.
The shit I took was so messy, I felt like I sat on a chocolate cake.
chocolate cake by Luther & Sara February 5, 2007

cheese cake 

cheese cake by BuBBa SpaRX January 25, 2005
I went and saw CAKE in concert last week.

Weener Cake 

A weener made of cake. Commonly found on the greeting table at a birthday party (for two), sometimes found in the closets of strong hardbodied construction workers. Also used as a great insult.
Person 1: Help me, I'm dying.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself weener cake, can't you see my stomach needs waxing.
Weener Cake by Syd Doyon April 21, 2008

emo cake 

Cake that cuts itself.
Guy #1: "I can't find any knives in the break room to cut this cake."
Guy #2: "Too bad it's not emo cake because it would cut itself"
emo cake by phizzledizzle November 16, 2011

Cake on a stick 

Used to replace a noun that you can't quiet think of, or when you want to confuse someone with a load of nonsense.
Well done, you are correct! You win a Cake on a stick!
Cake on a stick by TheDufster March 15, 2005