Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"
Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."
by come_on_england October 16, 2008
Get the I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Gotmug. When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
by Goobershanker August 9, 2006
Get the faster than a cat can lick its assmug. It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
by Brennan Henderson October 9, 2008
Get the Can i B my L on your Ts?mug. A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.
Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?
by HockeyUSA27 July 30, 2008
Get the Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sexmug. by scg902 December 22, 2018
Get the Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?mug. a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.
in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.
in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.
Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.
by pandaboyxxx September 21, 2009
Get the Can I Just Slice My Balls Off?mug. “Can you give me one more day.” Is resembling how you don’t need to just think of the biggest steps mankind has to offer for you, just focus on the small steps, the minute things and just enjoy life. Be you, dont plan absolutely everything out. Go with the flow.
“Im not asking you for a month, a year, a decade, a millennium, or eternity, but can you give me one more day. Can you give me one more day.”
by -apollo. July 15, 2023
Get the can you give me one more daymug.