cool story 9000 bro

Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.

Hipster Harry: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

Cole: COOL STORY 9000 BRO

by Coolstoriesfoundhere July 28, 2011

Cool Hand Luke

Is when one freezes a souvenir cigar tube 3/4 full of water and surprises his mate while in doggie-style by inconspicuously inserting into said mates anus. The Cool Hand Luke also lends itself to the possibility of further anal exploration/pleasure as the anus has been numbed. The reverse Cool Hand Luke is occurs when said cigar tube is removed from the anus and slid into the the vagina or vice versa.

My luvah man slipped me a Cool Hand Luke last night and made it hotter to take it in the ass.

by Pratipax & Battman January 29, 2009

dry ice cool

Slang.

awesome: used to indicate extreme approval or admiration ( slang ) "dry ice cool," DIC.

I am in Tokoyo, kinda cool.
Kinda cool? That is dry ice cool, Peter.
Dry ice cool?

Like about as cool as it gets (−78.5 °C (−109.3 °F), DIC.

by Shanna Lynn May 22, 2010

hats are for cool people only

wear them or you are a big fat gay person and just wear them

hats are for cool people only

by njdcdhggfgveghfghsghgvtytdffdm March 19, 2019

Cool beanz on hard ground

A famous saying which highlights the key factors of the entire universe and only those who are willing to put many years of research and commitment into what the true meaning is will know the true meaning of life itself. Also a better version of cool beans.

"That's how the saying goes, Cool beanz on hard ground!"
"Bruh, Cool beanz on hard ground."

by yeehawliberals April 21, 2019

dustin the cool musically kid

the gay fart in my gym class who claims that he made the videos on his musically page 3 years ago. sureeee

Sara: hahah dustin we found your musicallys
Dustin the cool musically kid: *internally panics* yeah those are from 3 years ago
Sara: sureee

by zanelikesmen April 24, 2019

cool beans hot rice

A phrase only legends say when there kinda chill about a situation and want to move forward , it’s like a calm way of saying yup that’s cool let’s move on

Molly : can I have an autograph I want to be like you when I’m older

Tilly: yeah sure peasant cool beans hot rice

Molly: do you wanna grab lunch

Tilly: yeah sure cool beans hot rice

Molly : did you steal my mums wedding dress
Tilly : yeah yeah cool beans hot rice

by Yllit April 6, 2020