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Ain't no two bananas

The task at hand isn't going to be easy to accomplish. On super Monkey Ball 2, the difficulty of each puzzle is rated on a 1-10 Banana scale with One Banana being the easist and Ten Bananas being a complete pain in the ass, and damn near impossible.
Bill: My teacher wants a 40 page paper for tomorrow morning and I haven't started it yet!

Phil: That ain't no two bananas!
by Brian M August 24, 2004
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banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.
My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit
by Yellow fish February 5, 2014
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Banana Boy

by Pete Whinchetser July 25, 2011
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banana

josline, irene, maria, cherrie, gina and maz are bananas
by ...>... October 2, 2005
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banana crammer

a guy who has nothing better to do than rape girls and/or guys
Be careful around Dylan, he's a banana crammer.
by kadaj's ho May 17, 2009
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holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something
your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'
by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019
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