E-baby

The result of online sex.

A manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.

If you and brian keep talking like that on MSN, your gunna have an E-baby.

Sally>Bobby, I have big new.

Bobby> Ok.. what is it?
Sally> were having an E-baby!! its a boy! How cute is that!

Bobby>...

>>Bobby appears to have signed off>>

by Big Uke1 May 2, 2010

baby feeders

Referring to breasts.

Damn Larry, look at the baby feeders on that broad!

by buttrice August 14, 2007

skinless baby

- an infant lacking skin
- Term used in bed to describe a circumsized, below average penis.

- "Hey Jack, look at that skinless baby over there"
- "Yes! Yes! put that skinless baby in me!"

by christiano2324 December 12, 2009

august baby

An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes

Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit

by Kyran Hebert December 12, 2019

Baby lasagna

Baby lasagna is the saggy and wrinkly skin on a woman's belly after she gives birth to a child. It looks as though you are looking at a slice of lasagna from the side.

Tara is a m.i.l.f. but after I got her in the sack I noticed she had some nasty baby lasagna.

by Brando Pacino July 22, 2011

Baby roulette

Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.

“I knew I shouldn’t have played baby roulette! Now I’m pregnant!”

by Slydog11 December 20, 2019

Baby Gravy

Sperm

Bob:I wanted gravy on my turkey, not your baby gravy.
Todd: Sorry, force of habit.

by IdidITWITHYOURMOM November 14, 2011