Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.

girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.

by applbean August 13, 2021

asshole

A girl named Jordan who is 12 and is a asshole.

dude 1: hey look it is Jordan!

dude 2: no it is a asshole.

by hedgehog-queen July 29, 2018

asshole

What to call you're pet turtle, Steve

"Damnit, Steve!! You ate my shoes again, you asshole!"

by DrgonPancake January 8, 2018

morning asshole

An asshole in the morning

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole

by JR miami February 26, 2018

asshole hug

A secretive way of asking a gay man for butt sex

Hey Enrique will You give me an asshole hug later tonight

by Notxavier69 July 12, 2016