An Alabama kiss is the act of kissing your partner and proceeding to spit form down the back of their throat
Caught Melinda off guard last night and gave her an Alabama kiss
Uch justin gave me an Alabama kiss last night, I could taste his breakfast
Uch justin gave me an Alabama kiss last night, I could taste his breakfast
by Siege of Society July 24, 2021
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Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
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Get the Alabama by omission mug.Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine
Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?
Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
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