Anal Crusader 

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist

Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.

Anal Crusader by Poepholl Pilot February 13, 2019

Anal gestation juice 

When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later

"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"

Anal gestation juice by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

anal chunks 

When your given anal and chunks of shit are on your dick

Bro I was fucking somebody and she gave me anal chunks hell nahhh

anal chunks by Le Carlton March 4, 2019

Anal nesting 

When your fucking your partner in the ass, you fall asleep and it dries up.

I woke up and realized I was anal nesting.

Anal nesting by Keeks 187 March 8, 2019

Anal Golf

When a male has his penis inside of a females anus, then proceeds to insert his testicles into the females vagina simultaneously.

“John told me he got a birdie last night when he played Anal Golf with Janice”

Anal Golf by AnalGolfPro March 13, 2019

Anal on the 2nd 

In honor of the #2 hole we celebrate it in all its glory on the 2nd of every month.

Anal on the 2nd is a day to celebrate the ass in all it’s glory.

Want to go shopping with me tonight?
Sorry I can’t it’s #2 on the 2 tonight and my boyfriend and I will be celebrating with Anal sex on the 2nd..... just like every other month.

Anal on the 2nd by Bigtuten1 April 14, 2019

Anal Beer 

When beer is poured down the crack of someone's ass and someone lays underneath and drinks the beer pouring off the person's ass crack. Most of the time it's a big fat guy's ass the beer is dripping from, to up the nastiness!

Frat boy: Dude, I dare you to do an Anal Beer.

Anal Beer by Rad Nick April 18, 2019